Hoobastank - Santa's Coming lyrics

Now gather round and let me tell the story It's a story that is almost never told It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had And no one knows He was tired of the misses always b**hin' (always b**hin') And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too) So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck And he yelled that he don't give a f** "Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!" (Chorus) I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer Well you know that one drink led to another And suddenly the room began to spin So round and round ol' Santa went Not knowing all the trouble he was in They laughed and kicked him out the door They said he couldn't have no more And in the snow he nearly fell He shook his fist and then he yelled "You haven't seen the last of me!" While he was standing in his pee He flipped the bird and (?) And stumbled off into the night (Chorus) I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer So, on and on Santa walked Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature A creature that made his veins race with love blood And his loins? Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north (Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there! (Sheep Noises) Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho! (More Sheep Noises) Well I've got a little present for you! (Zipper Noise)) Now everyone around has heard the story A story that was almost never told About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had And now you know (Chorus) I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer