Honest Bob And The Factory-To-Dealer Incentives - Chair lyrics

It's a chair Sit in it It's so comfy, it's so nice It's a chair Perfect fit You don't have to ask me twice 'Cause I can bend my leg at the knee I can bend myself at the waist Guess it's just a matter of taste It's a chair Isn't it Yeah It's a chair Sit in it Made of leather, made of wood It's a chair Perfect fit Utilize it if I could 'Cause I can bend my leg at the knee I can bend myself at the waist Guess it's just a matter of taste It's a chair Isn't it Yeah I wouldn't lie I wouldn't stand I don't kneel No, I sit on my hands There's just one thing that keeps me sane And it's not a bird and it's not a plane It's a chair Sit in it Sofa loveseat couch or stool It's a chair Perfect fit Tell you why it makes me drool 'Cause I can bend my leg at the knee I can bend myself at the waist Guess it's just a matter of taste It's a chair It's a chair Sit