Homeboy Sandman - Fat Belly lyrics

[Verse 1] Oreos are vegan, so are kettle-cooked potato chips Russet flavor be my favorite Plus my girl in love and don't mind if my belly fat I'd love her if her belly fat, but love her belly flat Hey yo that peanut bu*ter and jelly be the jam I wash it down with almond milk Almond Breeze or Silk, whatever brand Trader Joe's that cost the least Whole Foods, though'll run you 'least a nephew and a niece My motto is bravado and avocados Whenever I'm not full, it leaves me hollow Plus I'm Dominicano, so you know I love arroz con habichuelas During hot sauce application i may get a bit overzealous If you've ever seen me turn down pasta I promise you it wasn't me it was an impostor At times I may pose for cameras Other times I'll push through hungry for a bushel of bananas Word up [Hook] A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly [Verse 2] My power's mostly solar Otherwise digestion of granola My oil's coconut and not canola If you tryin' to drink some soda, you should not come over All I'm tryin' to say though Is sun, try sun-dried tomatoes There's a zillion different dishes they be great fo I promise you'll be grateful Lentils are instrumental Think about it, you won't have no problems that are dental If you ain't eatin' on falafel then you mental, fam That's like tryin to eat a p**y with a dental dam I be in Burma Fightin' off a sunburn with a bean burger And I tip servers... b*atch! (b*atch!) [Hook] A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly [Verse 3] Food, glorious food to consume Still ill over portabella mushrooms Fresh-baked bread Stay in effect and stay fed Ain't that the truth I eat up olives, drink entire jars of juice Is that a jar or a bottle or a tube? Good food I eat a lot of popcorn with oil and salt Unpopped kernels at the pot bottom That's nobody's fault I chew extra on the unpopped kernels Then wash it all down with tap water, not sterno Maybe juice and seltzer water for a drink to refresh Or frozen chunks of fruit, I'd say that mango be the best If you don't like dark chocolate then you awkward (heh?) and the fat belly moves onward [Hook] A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly A big ol' fat belly (x4) Belly belly, belly