Homeboy Sandman - Sly Fox lyrics

[Intro: Homeboy Sandman] Yo don't mind the Cumpleaños Feliz that ain't got nothing to do with it, but I just think it sounds good Cumpleaños Feliz Cumpleaños Feliz Cumpleaños Feliz Cumpleaños Feliz [Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman] I'm sitting on this girl's stoop kinda stalkerish But she don't live too far from my block so f** it why not? Feeling her like eight years But every time i'm pedalling near she switch gears and disappear One day we rode bikes on the west side all the way to harlem Even if she wasn't really darlin' To keep it real she actually kinda mean But i think that she just moody from all the weed that she be smoking plus her booty kinda mean Actually it's meaner than she could ever be Every time I get to see it live it's even meaner than my memory One day I got to see it up close and tried to kiss it Even though I only saw it once I kinda miss it Day I saw it didn't even make use of it I was too nervous to even get it up and that's the truth of it Couldn't believe that she was in my bed naked Beckoning me to take her, yo I guess I couldn't take it Thought I'd get to try it next day since she was digging me But never did, seems like ever since yo she been igging me Every now and then she lighten up But then I do some sh** that I don't even mean to do that make her tighten up Like texting her too early in the morning when she still asleep She asked me not to in a way that wasn't too sweet But I like her and ain't want her getting hot So I agreed but then of course it wasn't long 'fore I forgot And then there was the time she thought I made her pay the check As if I was being rude, "why the check come 'fore the meal? Like it was f**ing fast food", I don't know I went to tell her I ain't know, she really thought that I was lying I know you might be thinking why I still be even tryin'? All this chasing seems subversive But I swear to God this girl is like the most artistic person She can paint, and she draw, and she can knit, and she can DJ, and she's crazy at them all And she's tall, and really pretty, and I know it's not profound But she be eating really sh**ty and she never gains a pound And she was nice to me before I got signed She was nice to me when I out of my mind Really skinny, barely eating, and rocking the George Jefferson I played her in Tetris then, my bu*tons was sticky she was lucky to win I thought that her and I could be the best of friends She even let me watch part of an episode of Master M Oh no wait I just imagined that, imagine that Now it's force of habit, tryna get all in her habitat If it came to light that she would have me, yo I'd probably do the cabbage patch Oh the beat's over.... But she plays soccer too, she's hot!