Holderness Family - Karen of the Bells lyrics

{Intro} Okay, oh! It's really loud, can you bring it down? Dow-down? No, no, more up? Up- what- y'know, forget it {Verse 1} Karen's my name, this holiday I'm here to say you're wrong today Yes, I am here, bringing bad cheer Music's too loud, I hate the crowd This smells like pine, I need some wine Look, Santa's there! That's a tacky chair Touch my kids, you better wash your hands first That's why I brought my own sanitizer {Interlude} Oh, gosh So filthy, and this song is so fast! Oh, and now you change the key, great Well, I guess it's harder now {Verse 2} This Santa train line is insane Somebody skipped, I noticed it Hate that the most, I make a post Big purple thing, white lettering "To thе person that just cut in front of us You are why the tеrrorists all hate us" {Verse 3} Gala this year, I volunteered I kicked out Marge, now I'm in charge I email you, say what to do My email is so aggressive "Can't your business donate to the auction? Guess that you don't care about the children" {Interlude} Seriously, Phyllis You have that nice beach house you could loan us for the silent auction but you're being stingy, you don't wanna get your sofa dirty {Verse 4} Cookie exchange, look at my range All made from scratch, love in each batch Look what you brought, is that store bought? How much you paid? Mine is homemade This Chardonnay's too bu*tery Don't wanna pay, is this your first day?! Hang on a sec, get separate checks Don't get all mad, split all the apps And don't charge me for my share of pitas They were soggy so I didn't eat them {Interlude} Ugh! Last verse! {Verse 5} Coupon I get, 50 percent Load up my cart with crappy art She's so inept, she won't accept Says it's expired, she should be fired And don't forget, save every bit Of this paper here for next year White Elephant, in it to win Don't take my vase, I'll punch your face Time to do a bunch of Facebook comments "Why do you support the War on Christmas?" You did not comment on my manger I would like to speak to the manager {Outro} Ding-dong, ding-dong, that was my song To young and old, I am so bold You are so wrong, you are so wrong You are so wrong, you are so wrong