His Holiness: 2 Scarvez - Pleased to Meet You (Prod. by Felly) lyrics

[Intro: His Holiness: 2 Scarvez] sh** 2 SCARVEZ! [Verse 1] Well my name is 2 SCARVEZ and I'm pleased to meet you I'm a crazy spastic rapper never know what I do I pop bottles like they're zits while I'm putting on the ritz My best thoughts come when I'm taking my sh**s I said welcome, to my humble abode I strap bombs to my chest to watch the beat explode And now the NSA is looking at the rhymes I wrote Report: "2 Scarvez is a crazy, cool, bada**. End quote." [Hook] Pleased to meet you my name's 2 SCARVEZ A wandering minstrel a straight up bard So just charge it to my card while I scarf so hard And I'm a fire breathing dragon like Charizard [Verse 2] All those who wander are not lost But I was drunk and high and my eyes were crossed So I was walking in circles in the desert like Moses I squat down to take a sh** and it smelled like roses I got a god complex and a full Pokedex Hence why I get no respect from the opposite s** So I close my eyes pull up the covers and lock my knees And once the beat drops there's no stopping me Welcome to my metaphysical wonderland I personify your evil and fears like I am Ahriman Yeah I just went ancient Mesopotamian And if I was the devil I would just be Tazmanian I smoke, I drink, I let my organs decay But when I masturbate my problems seem to go away Golden rubbers in these pockets pulling eyes out of sockets I'm throwing bows in the club ain't nobody can stop it [Hook] [Verse 3] I'm cracking backs like voices in puberty I'm an amateur chiropractor with immunity In the eyes of the court. Great like Gatsby old sport I party hard with your unpaid child support I open a case for every place we deface And by the time the cops show up we're gone without a trace I speak my own language: idiosyncratic I seek my own danger and I'm coming back at it And now I walk home on a trek of shame A stranger stops and asks me what's my name? So I look him in the eyes and he starts to realize I'm about to bring the din so I declare to him You such a motherf**er call you Oedipus I'm a f**ing gladiator call me Spartacus Now you don't want my wrath, my explosiveness So you bow in the presence of His Holiness: 2 Scarvez