Everything's coming up Milhouse Making out with girls in the tree house Trading in Bart's soul for some Alf Pogs Everything's coming up Van Houten Hollywood is crazy about him Jiminy Jillickers, he's shouting Carl Yastrzemski's sideburns Weekday dad's DVDs Taping stop hitting yourself take one Getting sent to juvie He's pa**ed around like currency Wishing he could date Lisa Simpson Everything's coming up Milhouse Using fabric softener in the wash Borrowing a feeling from his pop Everything's coming up Milhouse Helping Bart to run the comic shop Buying all those issues of Biclops Carl Yastrzemski's sideburns Weekday dad's DVDs Taping stop hitting yourself take one Getting sent to juvie He's pa**ed around like currency Wishing he could date Lisa Simpson