Hippy-Green - 18 (Freestyle) lyrics

Im more than a king, I'm beyond crowned Gotta huge crowd like some sorta cla** clown Stupid rappers saying the same things, reduce, re-use, recycle If I am a circus clown you better get me a unicycle Ugh yeah, you see I learnt how to juggle balls Haha insert gay joke here, f**ing round of applause No, im on the scene, only 18, lean mean, Joe green Spitting, spinning, hitting, winning, ma-chine see?! I'm like a meme, "Mr Record Labels, Y U NO sign me?" The thing is I dont really care if you dont like me If it's a diss, what ever it is, go ahead and bite me Once you see the life I'm living you'll probably jizz slightly All the haters getting strangled, and their bodies mangled If it's a b**h i'll throw them in a ditch with their hair all tangled You can't pay the price, cos it costs your life to cut the cost When my victims chosen they'll be frozen, like jack frost I'll take my haters to a unknown place with out a moments haste Chuck them in the river with a tub of toxic waste If they survive that, they still be left with a disfigured face Now it's time to change the pace Like a hare with a rocket in a turtle race Zoom by so fast with a blast and not leave a trace While im doing that you finish last like a big disgrace When I win you spin like sonic and vomit like you downed a gin n tonic with it's aftertaste You can't handle the whiskey if it gets you tipsy quickly Meaning you can't do Jack, get trapped at the back of a cul-de-sac Infact, try and cross me and my life twice i'd remain intact Grab a laser from a comic book, and go zap Yeah, I strive for perfection Like s*uts with too much fake tan trying to hide a skin complexion If you don't live where I live, you probably won't get that connection But if you do live where I live, you'll understand my suggestion When I strive I drive for at least 100 percent Any lower than that and i'll die I'm hoping im making some sense I should be a horror director, cos all the suspense I make is tense You either love me or you hate me, your not allowed to sit on the fence All this hatred on me leaves me drenched but at least I try and stay calm All those that think they're hench cos they tense makes me wanna face palm Yeah, it's time to be a bada**, time to be a recluse Ma brain juice let loose, you gay douche got no use My body in a cage, and ma bone marrow in a barrel The lone arrow leaves a hole narrow, more holy than a church carol Yeah! I'm the guy that they all scream and shout And when they get sore throats I'm always in their heads for them to dream about I'll let out an infinite array of unstoppable verses Me versus you is like a witch concocting curses Me casting the spells and you needing several nurses If I hear you say sh** i'll give you a smack on purpose Because I think it's about time I let the Kraken surface! Shaking my hips and pelvis like Elvis Don't share sh** cos im selfish Your a shellfish, in your hermit little shell I crack it open and give you little taste of hell Couldn't care less about you if you couldn't tell Laugh at your corpse for hours as it fell Bare witness to my demonstration My wit and quickness shows no hesitation Haters sh**ness and b**hes show no legislation They say actions speak louder than words, but rappers speak more than many So reactions around the world, go spastic when speakers play me Yeah, priceless would be an understatement, this sh** is so much fun The words from my mouth seep blood, sweat, from the tongue Yup, I play more mind games with my own brain Mental struggle as well as physical like Bruce Wayne V Bane Inside the head of a sane you can call me in-sane Go, because the rate at what im going at it Will make you spastics seem as if your stuck at static Im not being dramatic, I just think of stuff and rap it It's my third time lucky, that's my sorta hat trick Scraped a pa** in English, so I dunno how im so good at this I musta' thought f** this, it's my turn for this rap sh** Now I won't stop for no diss, won't stop till im on datpiff! I'm a literal veggie but a lyrical cannibal Hannibal ain't got nothing on me, here comes the cannonball I struck fear and poured slaughter sauce because I ate brain cream That's how I stole your thoughts because I make insane schemes Stay clear of the water source because I hate mainstream Who cares if im from Britain, you'll still get bitten What ever's written on my pad i'll be spittin' I'll make your jaw drop and gawp but dont bother to slobber yet I'll bounty hunt you mother f**ers like my name is Bobba Fett But not for a price because the price of your life is priceless Not because it's beyond any known value, it's just literally priceless! Your worthless, you have an unknown purpose Cry like boohoo b**hes you voodoo witches easy on the curses But just try and stay happy like a clown because a clown shouldn't frown But get caught around d** you'll be like Ronald MacDonald swallowed And followed the d** and wallowed till he felt all hollowed and mallow And stayed hungover and bottled till the day after tomorow You squares think your star spangled your more like 4 right angles You see im bigger than you, im obtuse, im such a recluse Nah f** it im outa rap juice... ...JUST KIDDING! I'm an unstoppable criminal with incredible syllables I'll go ballistic so avoid making my damage grow I ain't a statistic so don't call me an 'average Joe!'