Hippo Campus - Sex Tape lyrics

[Verse 1: Jake] Got a big head but I used to think you were pretty cool Shot weddings just to get yourself into a new apartment Threw a tiki party in '18 Got fu*ked up and smoked cigs on the porch for hours Made friends with a few friends of yours I wouldn't talk to them if it was any other situation Heard your partner's got the hots for Dave Cool, you love her but you should probably just rethink that You should probably just rethink that [Pre-Chorus: Jake] Rock a winter pair of flip flops Dropped my drink at the Japanese drugstore What's the first rule of fight club? Sipping gin at the Vali-Hi Drive-in, oh [Chorus: Jake] Thank god for all the Christian mothers I've been busy sweating undеr the covers of lovers I'da been you if I wasn't anothеr Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape I'm probably gonna win at Sundance Get big just to reinvent myself Meet up in our hometown, slow down Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape [Post-Chorus] Is filming my sex tape Would you film my sex tape? [Verse 2: Jake] Sorry, dude, but the skate park's full Used to cut your teeth with the family It was real when you drove me back from the bar Got real weird when you made a move on my sister You made friends with a few friends of mine You wouldn't talk to them if it was any other situation Heard you've been getting by all right Wish you the best and I genuinely mean that I'm sorry about the diss track, but I genuinely mean that [Chorus: Jake] And thank god for all the Christian mothers I've been busy sweating under the covers of lovers I'da been you if I wasn't another Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape Probably gonna win at Sundance Get big just to reinvent myself Meet up in our hometown, slow down Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape [Outro: Whistler, Jake & Joseph Carl Hays] And thank god for all the Christian mothers (Is filming my sex tape) I've been busy sweating under the covers of lovers (Would you film my sex tape?) I'da been you if I wasn't another (I'd film your sex tape) Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape (I'd film your sex tape) Probably gonna win at Sundance (I would) Get big just to reinvent myself Meet up in our hometown, slow down Hot shot with the camera is filming my sex tape (Ah, fu*k!)