{Verse 1} Gonna get you a big balloon A box of chocolates and some cheap perfume Happy Valentine's Day to you It's better than mine Keep my thoughts 'Bout to die, yeah Got her back but now it's ripped teen My parent's split up so I get her to me My consolation prize, a real dream But she always {?} {Chorus} I don't even care what my best friend's are doing From the bed with the devil Stick and saddle on me What a leg on the waist I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to the wreck I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to the wreck {Post-Chorus} Oh! {Verse 2} Time warrant in the Britney Spears It's pretty fu*ked up, now her dad runs her life I wished my dad was more involved in mine But not like that, really not like Dave Mind conference in couple's house She's basically the nicest person Really wish I could be like that But I'm not like that Really not like that {Chorus} I don't even care what my best friend's are doing From the bed with the devil {?} Stick and saddle on me What a leg on the waist I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to the west I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to {Bridge} I just smoked a whole pack of Harlem is I wanna go back to partying Even though I'm old Remember hangin' out at Crusty's Shootin' with some dudes in their fourties They always had my back But never had their own {Verse 3} Kinda wonder what they're doing now If they dog then they had to put 'em down With my girl somewhere parting in the clouds With her red best friends With her real big {Chorus} I don't even care what my best friend's are doing From the bed with the devil Stick and saddle on me What a leg on the waist I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to the west I'm a bad dream, baby And I'm taking to {Outro} Alright