Hip Hop Wieners - You Smell Awful lyrics

[Verse One: John Smith] Now bare witness Or rather share this wiff Of the dip sh** rocking lightening scented pit stick Another licks his Neapolitan, raises new flavors like Bisquick With the click, click YOU WINK WINK! (Someone in the room got a...) THICK STINK! And not the good kind neither like reefer or Saffron If it smells like it but ain't it don't put that on Supposedly vanilla she would splash on It was k**er when she'd straddle me all touchy and grabby But licking her neck was like tongue kissing a nine volt battery It had to be said, "Exercise discretion" You mad at me but it's your Obsession Sad to see that testing on animals has hardly stopped So don't believe them tee's from the body shop "Ahoy. My asthma's noxious It irritates my kaba**is." That means lay off the cologne Boss I can't recall the last time my nose bled but yet it glows red Beside me at the bar Bushed as Jeb Thinks the world is sev, buying his girl a Rev' Something this player just don't get Tripping cause he's dripping, afraid of his own sweat [Hook] {x} Wear you the cologne [Verse Two: Pip Skid] You overdid it holmes Used too much C.K You f**ed your pheromones in a pursuit to get laid Why your feet sweat and your socks get wet You breed Athlete's Foot like Chia Pet And sometimes what you get is not what you smell It's like Snoop Dogg looks so cool you never tell With the gin and marijuana, takes its toll Transforming exhales into a second a**hole Okay Mr. Halitosis, boasting and bragging You ain't Ricky Steamboat but you came with the dragon It's the Shock Of The Hour like MC Ren Up in my grill wearing, Ja Rule For Men (f**ing A man) How'd you get so sterile? And where'd you get that country fresh lemon scented apparel? Me, I'm feral Bent teeth when I grin How the f** you gonna go and leave my cheese in the wind? Now I was posting up to crash, use your place as a guest It smelled like potpourri, nose working its best Searching out the odor, on the ground I crawl That it was actually deodorant you plug in a wall So get your Activist body shot, Calvin Klein KFC microwave popcorn out of mine Let's rhyme Smell like weed on fire, it smell good Sweating while I'm dancing in my Break Bread hood While your stench pencil pokes at the frustrated air Skin burns in spots where you remove hair Trying to cover the story but your body wants to tell it (Used to smell like sh** on the carpet, smell it) Rev it up Rev it up Rev it up Rev it up (Throw your hands in the air) Rev it up Rev it up Rev it up Rev it up (Throw your hands in the air) [Red Fox stand up] "Dearly beloved. When you go home tonight. For the first time in your life, for some of ya. Wash up!" [Hook] [Hunnicutt] Somebody say "Odor, odor, odor!" [Audience] Odor, odor, odor! [Hunnicutt] Somebody say "Odor, odor, odor!" [Audience] Odor, odor, odor! [Red Fox stand up] "Dearly beloved. When you go home tonight. For the first time in your life, for some of ya. Wash up! Come to bed damp for a change."