Hindi Lyrics - Motu Master lyrics

Isaki maan, are kisaki maan Isaki maan agar ise pet mein maar deti, maar deti Toh bihaar mein aakaal na hota Are bhai aakaal na hota Udisa mein udisa mein baadh na hoti, baadh na hoti Maan parflex thi, parflex thi, baanp complex tha, complex tha Are radio ke jamaane ka yeh pehala multiplex tha, multiplex tha Paida huwa yeh jis din paida huwa - (3) Isake baanp ne gaanv mein laddu batwaaya - (2) Woh aakhari din tha jab isake gaanv mein Kisi ne kuchh khaaya - (3) Paida karake isaki maan jor se jo chillaayi Leke ashok chakra sarkaar daudi daudi aayi Doctor ne baanp ko side mein leke jaake daanta - (2) Bola kahaan se laayi yeh gastonomical jaarbhaata - (2) Darji ne bola inchi temp apane bagal mein jhaanpe - (2) Kamar toh naapate hai magar hum kamara kaise naape - (2) Ho o o patthar ke paalane mein jab yeh leta rota tha - (2) Saara gaanv isake baanp ke aasuo se bartan dhota tha Bartan bartan bartan bartan dhota tha Gusse mein isaka baap parliment gaya Bola nirodh kyun late invent kiya, invent kiya, invent kiya Invent invent invent invent invent kiya Har baal ki khaal ki chaal dikha jaaye Isake haat pad jaaye toh mahine saal bhi kaa jaaye Kisi behaal ka bacha jo haal bi maal kha jaaye Bemaut marate mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye Laalu ka laal kha jaaye naksalbaari ki naal kha jaaye Bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye, budhaape ki shaal kha jaaye Haya toh chhodo behaya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye Aur agar parosha jaa sake toh khayaal bhi kha jaaye O laddu gopaal hai pura jhopaal hai Khada toh itaar si baitha bhopaal hai Baitha bhopaal hai, bhai baitha bhopaal hai Bhopaal bhopaal baitha bhopaal hai (Iski jo baat hai khansabo ko daad hai Baap murdaabaad beta muraadaabaad hai) - (2) Isaki jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai Gudgud isaki pet ki pet ki sarkaar hai Vote do bhai vote do pura hi mod do Isaka jo size hai isaki maan ka pyaar hai Hajam kiya isane apane baanp ka kaarobaar hai Apane baanp ka kaarobaar, apane baanp ka kaarobaar hai Chirken ka muse hai paryavaran hi loose hai Udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai Dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom Dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai Kachhuva bhi isase faster motu master Gas ka plaster motu master Hai naak bandh phaatkar, motu master Chod baant baant kar, motu master Hey motu master hai total disaster Total disaster hai motu master Motu master chal daaru paas kar Chup kar ba*tard