Hindi Lyrics - Total Siyapaa lyrics

Aur beta tum india me kahan se ho Mejiiii Mummy pakistan se hai Kon me Kyun beta khush rakhega na hamari asha ko ji Zara unchha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai Ji ji khush rakhunga Maaro siyapaa hoye hoye Do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum hoye Haan do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum Jyaada takleef hai thodi si relief hai Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai Upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa (Total siyappa hai tera pyaar Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 2 Beta tum india me kahan se ho Hmm mummy teri mainu hate kare Brother tera irritate kare Daddy hamesha lost rehta Sister teri manipulate kare Gabbar saara high rakhe paara Soniye ni pango ka hai yeh pitara Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai naapa Zara unchha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai (Total siyappa hai tera pyaar Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 3 Haan do sau litre aansoon teen sau kilo gham God ji batado jayein kahan pe hum Jyaada takleef hai thodi si relief hai Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai Upar se tere mummy papa bhai aapa Rabba bajainyi ve (Total siyappa hai tera pyaar Chaddeya khutapa hum marr gaye yaar) - 2 Kya main sundar nahin hoon Siyappa siyappa siyappa - 3 Jab se aaya hoon Kabhi koi santra maar raha hai Kabhi koi goli maar raha hai Kabhi koi gaali de raha hai Kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai De raha hai - 3 Dhamki de raha hai Ek se badhkar ek Namoona ikhatta kiya hua hai khandaan ne