Pa**ed out layin' in a strip club parking lot Missin' my shoes and my shirt Woke up face down, empty bottles all around And why the hell does my head hurt? You know I've been there a time or two Believe it or not, we're just like you It's a good life Getting so high, the ground is outta sight It's a good life Wakin' up, askin' what happened last night It's a good life Think I might have met my future ex-wife Wish we could remember these days but we never will (No, no) Woke up by surprise to a girl I didn't recognize Probably should remember her name I know it isn't right but every night When we're loaded every single night They all start to look the same You know you've been there a time or two Believe it or not, we're just like you It's a good life Getting so high, the ground is outta sight It's a good life Wakin' up, askin' what happened last night It's a good life I think I might have met my future ex-wife Wish we could remember these days but we never will It may be too late to save my soul Better live it up before I get too old So now it's our time to lose control But who gives a f** 'cause it's rock 'n' roll (Yeah, yeah) It's a good life Getting so high the ground is outta sight It's a good life Wakin' up, askin' what happened last night It's a good life I think I might have met my future ex-wife Wish we could remember these days but we never will Wish we could remember these days but we never will Wish we could remember these days but we never will