HideTheWeed - Not Your Typical Stan lyrics

[Verse 1] Not much of a rapper but untouchable bars Can write a rhyme just as much as those stars To any occasion, poke fun at you all tards On any location, smoke ganja on mars No need for a record, no need for new cars Meet HideTheWeed for a second and do duo-bars Don't have silly questions like them other retards I use my brain like them blue avatars Don't wanna be glued to them a**-superstars Only to you like your love for Lamars And it ain't this kinda bizzare Like a freak-a** groupie who want you to get hard Don't want the cookie in this famously jar Now that being settled, the rookie will tell yall; Ain't a freeloader don't want a freeride Just want an invite to your studio-time Just wanna witness some history live Like how you made business - that mystery vibe So please make it Christmas and deliver invite Gimme few minutes, I'll be in the periphery quiet Like an an annonumous fly, unnoticable You don't wanna miss my, osmotical pull I'm autonomous by, every possible tool My consciousness tries, to fend off fanatical fool That's why you don't see me, spamming your place That's why you won't feel me, examine your trace sh**'s not that silly, ain't demandin' your grace I'm simply and really, not the stalkerin' race So it isn't a biggie, if you're ignorin' this case I'm not like a willy, all up in your face I really wanna stress, I'm not a typical fan Not fanatical mess, like your whimsical Stan Not hang on your chest, and be "hysterical-Anne" Nor scream like a jest, as if you're miracle Man Coz I dont want a picture, don't need autographs Dont wanna meet ya, to waste time on photographs So summa sumarum, I just wanna see The genious MC who works cleverly Putting them words to that beat and then he Spittin them songs through that neat energy Coz man, I respect your work heavily [Verse 2] If you think that verse one was a bit of a stretch If you dont want a person in your studio when you sketch If your work will worsen then I'll back off to the edge But I have a question that I need to unwedge; Mr. Mathers, would you please perform Searchin and Crachers and Cheese Biterophobia and them other songs from the Marshall Mathers LP Like amityville and remember me The kids and b**h please (II), numero tweeze If I get locked up tonight Oh and the songs with the D-tweezy b**h, get my gun, hip-hop with Bizzy Rabbit run, love you more, and crazy in love 8 mile, yellow brick road, Rock City and bully Gatman and Robin with Fifty, of course Dead Wrong with Biggie Let's not forget - Welcome 2 Detroit with Tricky Whatever did happen to the Shady LTD line And where can I find the horse-scene from 8 mile Please, oh please Marshall please release The troublemaker song from your early teens And perform Cool J's I'm bad With the dance and the hat Oh, and I'm also looking for a live version of G.O.A.T On that note, I hope you get what I wrote And I really do hope that I'll soon take the boat Across the sea to your studio that would be dope To see the Emcee, during a recording spree And do feel free to send me The invitation immediately HAHA :)