Heywood Banks - Wiper Blades lyrics

Oh winter's here with all the ice and snow And the surly slush upon the road The salty spray upon my window Makes me wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades Salty spray from semis that do pa** They turn my windshield into bathroom gla** I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion That I did not fill up my washer solution My wiper wiper wiper fluid My wiper wiper wiper fluid My wiper wiper wiper fluid I wish that I'd replaced my wiper fluid My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades Down the expressway, 80 m.p.h I can make out headlights, daylights, frosted shapes But down by the dash is a clearing where both blades do scrape I can see fine if I lay on the pa**enger seat My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades My wiper wiper wiper blades One time on delay: My wiper Wiper Wiper blades I wish that I'd replaced my wiper blaaaaaaades