Heywood Banks - Tuna of Opportunity lyrics

There's a "sing" in single A "cel" in celebrity There's a "rage" in marriage There's a "grave" in gravy There's a "dump" in dumpling A "liver" in delivery There's a "pay" in every patriot And a "spit" in hospitality But there's a tuna, there's a tuna There's a tuna in every opportunity Chunk, light, or albacore Guess who's knocking at your door It's the tuna of opportunity If you take the two a's out of "aardvark" If you take the two l's out of "llama" If you take the two o's out of "ooze" Put them all together, they spell "aalloo" But there's a tuna, there's a tuna There's a tuna in every opportunity Chunk, light, or albacore Guess who's knocking at your door It's the tuna of opportunity There's a "die" in every diet There's a "gas" in gastrointestinal tract There's a "men" in mental illness And "overre" in overreact Usually Delmonte knocks in the morning Sometimes Bumble Bee in the afternoon But once in a while Chicken of the Sea after midnight But it's always Starkist before the dawn Yes, there's a tuna, there's a tuna There's a tuna in every opportunity Chunk, light, or albacore Guess who's knocking at your door It's the tuna of opportunity Oh, water, oil, or Ahe You should give it a try-hee The tuna of opportunity