Heywood Banks - The Revenge Song (You Can Be Mean To Me) lyrics

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and catty And cruel and unusual Twist my nose with your fingers Trip me while I carry liquids But as you pin me down My arms down on the ground As your spit drips into my face Deep in the back of your mind Remember at some point you'll have to fall asleep And when you fall asleep Into your room I'll creep Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed? And then a voice you hear Calling out loud and clear A voice that is your own A voice that's saying, "Aaaaigh!!" There're things that one can do With Ben-Gay, Nair, and Super Glue A package of indelible dye Why would a guy such as I Ever buy indelible dye Blue as the sky Don't ask me why The catalog I found Sells roaches by the pound Millipedes, centipedes too They say the meek shall inherit Because they stay up late and change the will And when you fall asleep Into your room I'll creep Did something move in the dark 'neath your bed? And then a voice you hear It's calling loud and clear A voice that is your own A voice that's saying, "Aaaaigh!!"