I don't recall the day When I first acquired the taste For radioactive waste But it made me feel like super strong Instead of wired wrong Who knows the lives I could've saved If I just once forgot my place? You shouldn't have You shouldn't have to ask I kept my master plans a secret From the only one's who'd keep it Aw, you shouldn't have to ask I know I owe you all a glasnost Things just look bigger when you're low And if you're bitter no one knows It's 'cause you never told Any hideout could make a home When you get tired of being alone You should say so And all my worst designs I kept them locked up in this lead-lined Box up until bedtime And this city ain't seen trouble 'Til they boil into thought bubbles And piles of notes on Mentos and Diet Coke And quiet folks You shouldn't have You shouldn't have to ask Even the most disastrous masterminds Fall a step behind But I got hands and rubber bands And I got plans Believe it or not, I've got a way with words I don't deserve Believe it or not, I've got a way with words I'm especially good at lying And I'm not trying to break bad habits I've found a partner in crime in the panic So don't you ever worry I'm happy 'cause you're happy for me