Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Uncharted 2: Among Thieves lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ash, whatcha playin'? Ash: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Spoilers. Ant: Oh yeah, good old Firefly: The Game. Ash: What? Ant: Like Nathan Drake and Malcolm Reynolds are like the same pers— Ash: —Yeah yeah everyone made that comparison two years ago. Ant: Wawawawawait, it's not just both— Ash: Lame. Ant: —that they have the same hairstyle and they're— Ash: Boring. Ant: —both named Nathan and they're both co*ky, it goes deeper than that. (Ash glares skeptically.) Ant: They're both antiheroes who steal stuff and have to stop a train at one point in their careers. Ash: Stupid coincidence. Ant: They both fight a bad guy covered in black bullet-proof armor. Ash: Unconvincing. Ant: Alright well what about the fact that they both fight superhuman who are sort of zombies but not quite. And what about the fact he's got three women in his life? One's really sweet and really cute, one's more s**ual and there's some sort of relationship going on there that we're not really sure about, and the last one's a tough-talking sort of no-nonsense war buddy with whom he has a completely Platonic relationship. And they both have an attractive sort of rough-and-tumble friend who betrays them and surprises absolutely no one by doing so. Or what about the fact that the really cute, really sweet one we're lead to believe actually dies but in reality she didn't; it was just a stupid editing trick to make us think that. Ash: Omagod. Ant: Or what about the fact that they both get shot in the lower-left part of their abdomen? Ash: Omagod. Ant: Or what about the fact that they both have a really old mentor who they really care about who dies in their arms while telling them to believe something. (Ash reels in amazement for a few beats, then her head explodes.) (Credits) Captain Hammer: The hammer is my penis. (Ash's head explodes again.)