Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Preggers lyrics

(Grant and a doctor sit next to Christina, who is pregnant.) Christina: Did you feel that? It just kicked. Grant: I think I felt him. Christina: Don't start with that. We know it's gonna be a girl. Grant: That won't stop me from teaching her football. My kid's gonna be the greatest athlete that ever lived. Christina: No, she's gonna be an insightful and creative artist. Grant: Why not both! (They share a laugh.) Christina: (Noticing the doctor's concerned look.) What's... what's wrong? Doctor: My records show there's been a history of—well there's no other way to say it—but, history of abuse between you two. (Flashback to the Geometry Wars episode, in high speed over "Yakety Sax.") Grant: That was a long time ago. Doctor: The last recorded incident happened a long time ago, yes, but I'm telling you if, IF this woman were abused at any point during her pregnancy, whether it were over the last few months, or in the future, that will have serious repercussions for this baby. Do you understand what I'm saying? Christina: Doctor— Grant: No, honey. I've got this. Okay, yes, I've done some horrible things to my wife. (Another quick flashback.) I have no excuses; my behavior was monstrous. But I'm a different person now. I went through 12 Steps for my video game addiction, I've been to a psychiatrist, I even unfriended Ashly Burch. I've spent the last year and a half of my life trying to repent for the horrible things I did to the woman I love. And now you're gonna come in here and insinuate that I beat my wife while she was pregnant? How dare you, Dr. Tranborn, how dare you? Doctor: Sir, I didn't— Grant: No, doctor. I have not laid a hand on my wife since Ashly Burch did what she did. And I will never lay a hand on her again. (As he says this, his hand has been resting on her pregnant belly.) Doctor: Sir, I'm genuinely sorry. I, I didn't mean to—let's just have another listen at this baby, shall we? (Readjusts his stethoscope.) Grant: That's okay, doctor. (To Christina) I'm sorry, baby. Christina: It's okay. Ashly Burch can't hurt us now. Doctor: (Slowly searches with his stethoscope.) Um, I'm genuinely sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Cushman, but... there's no heartbeat. Your baby is stillborn. Grant: (weepily screams NOOOO) (Cut to: Ashly playing Imagine Babyz on her DS. She smacks the side of the DS.) Ashly: f**in' thing's broken. (Credits, as surf rock plays) (Ashly pounds the beat of the surf rock drums onto Christina's miscarriage belly.)