Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Little King's Story lyrics

[In faux-German:] Anthony: You wanted to see me? Ashly: Our kingdom is a great one. Ant: Sorry? Ash: And yet, it could be so much more. This country is fractured. Divided amongst other kingdoms. People cry out for justice. For order. For victory. Ant: Sir, I don't understand what you're suggesting— Ash: —The Onii Kingdom stands to our south. Take our best men and destroy it. Ant: Sir? Ash: Such a pitiable race... so very, very primitive. Wipe their filth from the earth. Ant: The Onii have shown no aggerssion toward us, nor have any of the other six kingdoms— Ash: I DON'T GIVE A sh*t! Their very existence taints our purity and they must be EXTERMINATED! Ant: I refuse to slaughter an innocent race to further your goals of conquest! Ash: Then you will be replaced. And I will lead our men into battle. They will follow behind as I wave my staff, directing their every move and k**. Booyah! It will be unlike anything the world has ever seen. Ant: That sounds like Pikmin, or Overlord— Ash: OVERLORD IS FOR GYPSIES AND f*gGOTS. LITTLE KING'S STORY IS THE BEST PIKMIN CLONE THERE IS! OUR SOLDIERS CAN WEAR FLOWERS ON THEIR HEADS AS THEY BATTLE, SPREADING DANDELION DEATH WITH THEIR EVERY GOOSE STEP! YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FOLLOW OUR DESTRUCTION (slam) BY THE TRAIL OF OUR DAISIES! THEIR DEATHS WILL BE AS VIOLENT AS THEY ARE ADORABLE! Ant: Sir, I've got the NPD reports for Wii games sold in 2009. Ash: (still panting) Ant: Little King's Story... didn't sell well enough to justify a sequel. Ash: SCHEISSE!!! (Credits) Ash: My head aches. Send in the doctor, please. Ant: Kommenzie-here. German-doctor Ashly: (snaps on her rubber glove) I am ze ubermensch.