Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Left 4 Dead 2 lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ash, whatcha playin'? Ashly: Left 4 Dead 2. (Ashly's Boomer approaches Nick without attacking him.) Ant: What are you doing? Ash: Hanging out. Ant: Why aren't you booming on them? Ash: We're friends. Ant: You don't have any friends. Ash: These are my friends! We play all the time. Ant: Like this? With you as a Boomer just following them around? Ash: Yah. BodyMa**age is my best friend. He's from Spain. BodyMa**age: Buenos dias. Ant: You don't actually know these people, and they're probably just going along with this so the infected team will be one person short. Ash: That's not true. We're real friends. Ant: I don't even— Ash: We talk about politics... Ant: Y— Ash: ...the market... Ant: The market? Ash: Sometimes it's comin' up, but then, y'know... Ant: And sometimes it's down? Ash: But then other times it's goin' down. Ant: You talk about that? Ash: Yeah, we talk about that, and then sometimes, y'know, we talk about... gardening... how to get those tomatoes to sprite.... Ant: You have no idea how people talk, do you? (The Boomer vomits into a toilet.) Ant: You realize these people aren't actually your friends and you're never going to meet them. Ash: Yes I... might. Ant: Well you're coming up on the Safe Room, they're not going to be your friends much longer. Ash: You don't know BodyMa**age. We best friends. BodyMa**age: (???) (He shoot Ash's Boomer, who explodes) Ash: POR QUÉ!!! (Credits) Ash: How to play Left 4 Friendz. Enter a versus game with 8 players. The survivors must wait just outside the spawn point until a Boomer spawns. Whoever spawns as the Boomer is obligated to become BFFs with the survivors, who are now tasked with protecting the Boomer at all costs until the end of the level. The remaining three infected players must do everything in their power to pop the Boomer, including attacking the Boomer directly, incapping the other survivors so they can't defend the Boomer, or tricking the survivors into shooting the Boomer. If the Boomer dies before the survivors reach the Safe Room, the survivors msut k** one another and accept the subsequent score. If you make it to the Safe Room with the Boomer intact, celebrate by shooting that motherf**er and dancing around in the bile. That's pretty much it.