Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Yoshi's Cookie lyrics

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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Yoshi's Cookie lyrics

Ashly: Watcha doin'? Anthony: I'm making a cookie bouquet for grandma. Ash: Lame. Ant: Thanks. (Puts four cookies on the table.) Ash: Raannggghhh (stuffs them into her mouth) Ant: They're for your grandma. Ash: (Through a mouthful of cookies) I'm sorry! Ant: I highly doubt it. Ash: I am sorry! I can't control myself. Ant: You can't control yourself? (Thinking) Yoshi's cookie.... (Game footage reveals the cookie lineup mechanic.) (Anthony places Oreos and Chips Ahoy cookies in an alternating pattern.) Ash: Noooo.... Ant: So you're safe as long as these are like this, right? Ash: Mm hmm.... Ant: But if this were right here.... Ash: (Whimpers protestingly) Ant: (Swaps the two cookies to create two lines.) Ash: (Cryingly stuffs all eight into her mouth) Ant: (Brings out a container of extra-large cookies, makes lines of four varieties) Ash: WAAAHHHH!!! (To the Vertigo zoom effect.) Ant: (Cackles maniacally) Ash: (Slowly brings one to her mouth) (Bang. Cut to Ash panting aside a field of crumbs.) Ant: That was very impressive. I just want to try one more thing. Ash: N... n... NOOOOO!!!! (A line of four identical dogs is on the counter.) (Credits) (Ash groans while pouring a line of four shots of Pepto Bismol.)