Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Team Fortress 2 lyrics

Ashly: People always ask me, y'know, how I perfected the art of irritating Anthony Burch. It is an art. They look at it and think, y'know, "I can do that." They think it's all costumes and squirt guns, but no. There's a far more subtle thing to irritating Anthony Burch. It's delicate. Anthony: Hey Ash, whatcha (baseball hit) OWWWW!! Ash: I broke your stupid crap! (Meet Ashly Burch) I'm not even winded! Ash: I've experienced my share of failure. Ash: Just hold still now... (Anthony leans back in chair, causing her Nerf gun to miss) wa*kER! Ash: He's smarter than you think. Prepared. Cunning, you might almost say. Ash: (Approaches Anthony with a candle lighter) Ha-ha! (Anthony blows it out.) Aw. Ash: You gotta try everything. Physical warfare.... Ash: How do you like— Ant: Stop, stop! (Slaps her) Ash: Psychological.... Ash: Kabooo— Ash: Sleep deprivation.... Ash: WAKE UP, MAGGOT! Ant: AAAHHH!!! Ash: Monkey wrench to the head.... Ash: (Thwack) Ant: AAAUUGGGHH!!! (Falls) God!!! Ash: Yippee-ki-yo ki-yay! Woo-hoo!! Ant: Call a doctor. Call a doctor, Ashly, I think I, I think you gave me a concussion. I think you gave me a concussion... I think you gave me a concussion! What are you doing? Ash: (Leaves and reemerges as the medic.) Ant: I think you cracked my skull. Ashly, help me, help me. Ash: (Leaves without helping him.) Ash: I know him. That's why I'm so good at my job. I know him better than anybody. I'm in his head. I know what it's like to be Anthony Burch. (Two Anthony Burches are in the kitchen, one gives the other a glare.) Ash: (Disguised as Anthony) What? (Credits) Ash: (Wearing a poor Anthony disguise) Gentlemen. Poppa Burch: Hi, son.