Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Smash Bros. lyrics

Anthony: Hey Ashly, whatcha playing? Ashly: That game where all the Nintendo characters fight each other. [Text: Super Smash Bros Brawl (F.D. no items.)] Grant Cushman: Alright, Uli and I will be team blue, and then you guys will be team red. Ant: Okay! Ash: Cool. Ulisses Gurgel: Pwned! 3, 2, 1, go! (Ash's King Dedede walks to the side and reclines.) Ant: Wh-wh-what are you, what are you... doing.... (Ash stares at him) Are you gonna help me? Are you gonna help me fight them? (Uli's and Grant's characters are teaming up on Anthony's) They're both fighting, why are you, stop, stop doing that! What are you doing! (Still reclining) What are you, what are you doing! (Stare) Why are you doing that? Ashly, stop! Ash, Ash, get over here and help me! They're both figh-, why are you guys, why are you guys just fighting me, she's just, she's not even doing anything! Uli: Hey, quit hogging him. Quit hogging him, I wanna k** him. Ant: Stop doing that! What are you doing, why did you even come over here to, why did you wanna play this game? Grant: Ah, that's a cute dodge. Ant: Why did you, if you're just gonna sit there? Look at the screen! Don't look at me! (Ash is still staring.) Why are you, that's cr-, stop staring at me. That's creepy! Sto, sto, stop! I... Why? Why would y-... Th-they're both dou-... Hit her! Ei-ei-either you hit them, or you hit her. Uli: Pwned! Ant: This doesn't make any sense! This is the first 3-on-1 in, in 2-on-2 history. Stop crou-, stop lounging! That is ridiculous! Why are you, why... (Ash's Dedede finally gets up and walks over) Thank you. Now, now go over and hit one of... (Ash turns around and reclines again.) Wh, why! Hit! Just, you're so close, just hit any-, or one of you just turn around and hit her. Just do anything. (Dies, puts down Wiimote.) No, okay, great, awesome. Yeah. I'm so happy, that was, thank you, (Ah is still staring) for that, great job, thanks. Uli: Pwned! (Credits) Grant: He didn't wanna change to Ivysaur 'cause he wanted to keep his personality. It was a sad episode of Pokemon. (Cries) Uli: You stole that from [me, I hate you?] Ant: Is that a real episode of Pokemon? Uli: It's where they go into the magical forest.