Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - E3 2008 lyrics

Ashly: (As Anthony) Hey Ash, whatcha playing? (As self) Nothing, 'cause you're at E3. Dick. Ash: If you could have, like, Ashley Davis: Ma'am? Ash: any superpower, Davis: Ma'am? Ash: so like, you could fly, Davis: Ma'am, this is 9-11. Ash: or you could have super speed, or like, super strenf, Davis: This is only supposed to be for emergencies. Ash: or you could like.... Ash: (Playing with dog) Do do do do... Anthony is a big a**hole... do do do do.... Papa Burch: Metallll Geaarrrr Ash: Not now, dad! (Ash practices spit takes) (Ash masturbates to Hagar's mustache) (Ash reads Sun Tzu's The Art of War, is struck with inspiration) (Ash masturbates to Hagar's mustache) (Ash fires darts in PB's direction) PB: Hey! (Ash dances to the J-Pop song from MGS4) Anthony: Hey everyone, I'm home. WAAGGHH (Ashly sprays him with chocolate milk) (Credits) (Mashup of above clips)