Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Dark Knight lyrics

Justin Yngelmo: Half this puzzle is uniform black. Grant Cushman: The rest of it's just brown. I don't understand why. Just find the corners, and go from there. Ashly: Ha, ha ha, a-ho, he. Ha, ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad. Justin: Why are you wearing makeup? Ash: How about a magic trick? (Puts a cupcake on the table.) I'm going to make this cupcake disappear. Grant: Ooh! Cupcake. Ash: (Slams him into it) Ta-da! It's gone. By the way, this suit wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it. Justin: No we didn't. Grant: (Getting back up) Isn't that Anthony's suit? Ash: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened, did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see, a guy like me... Justin: Girl? Ash: A, a guy... look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little... group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. You see, the Batman has shown Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent? He's just the beginning. And as for the ah, television's so-called plan? Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them. Justin: What do you... Ash: It's simple. We ah, k** the Batman. If you're good at somethin', never do it for free. Justin: What do you want? Ash: Ah, half. Grant: You're crazy. Ash: I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, the little Gambol here won't be able to buy a nickel for his grandma. Justin: Can we just finish the puzzle? Ash: Ah-ah-ah, let's not "blow" this out of proportion. Papa Burch: Really? Ash: Yeah. Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you wanna take things a little more seriously? Here's my card. (A card of a penis with a tophat, mustache, and a cane saying "I say!") (Ash leaves, then comes back, jumping on their puzzle and grabbing the cupcake back.) Ash: Why so serious? (Credits) Ash: You know, I think you and I are destined to do this forever. (Anthony glares, and she boops his nose.)