Take me on a driveway. take me on a parkway Making 80, making 90 on the BQE And at the turnpike across the river and then across the river again Put the exact change and wait till the light is green And then: foot down baby Drive me, drive me, drive me through new jersey Making a hundred baby and by exit 16B Get pulled over, we'll get pulled over together Drive me, drive me, drive me, drive me, drive me on the express freeway Get a ticket from a novice trooper: two hundred and thirty Drive me, drive me, drive me through new jersey This car is made for people like you and me and never runs out of gas Get a ticket, get two tickets and we'll give them fake IDs It's the same picture but it's not our name It's the same picture but it's not our name Driving, driving, driving, driving, driving with fake IDs It's the same picture but it's not our name Because our name is holy and it shall never be said It shall never be said, never, never be said