Henry Rollins - I Can't Get Behind That lyrics

[William Shatner] Let's go, ready? From the top My favorite shows on TV have 12 minutes of advertising I can't get behind that kind of time [Henry Rollins] Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now I can't get behind that [William Shatner] My kids say, "He said to me, and I'm like and he's like and she's like" [Henry Rollins] It's all, he's all, she's all [William Shatner] I can't get behind that kind of, like, English That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery [Henry Rollins] The rising oceans, the warming temperatures [William Shatner] The dying polar bears, no tigers in 50 years [Henry Rollins] Rising poison in the air and water [William Shatner] I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises When oil goes up [Henry Rollins] But takes months to go down long after oil falls [William Shatner] I can't get behind any of that I can't get behind the Gods, who are more vengeful, angry, and Dangerous if you don't believe in them [Henry Rollins] Why can't all these Gods just get along? I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent, what's the problem? [William Shatner] What's the problem? What about the men who say "Do as I do, believe in what I say, for your own good Or I'll k** you", I can't get behind that [Henry Rollins] I can't get behind that Everybody knows everything about all of us [William Shatner] That's too much knowledge [Shatner & Rollins] I can't get behind that! [William Shatner] Yeah, and what about student drivers using my streets to learn? If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio Go to a parking lot, for God's sake, why are you jeopardizing my life? I can't get behind a student driver [Henry Rollins] I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver If you're going to drive an urban a**ault vehicle then get off the phone And keep your eyes on the road Lifetime guarantee? [William Shatner] Who's lifetime? Not mine I haven't that much time left, let's make it yours Everybody's got a longer life than me The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile? [Henry Rollins] Car alarms [William Shatner] Clap off [Henry Rollins] Clap on [William Shatner] Spam [Henry Rollins] Size matters [William Shatner] No, it doesn't [Henry Rollins (William Shatner)] Yes, it does (No, it doesn't) Yes, it does (No, it doesn't) Yes, it does (No, it doesn't) Yes it does [William Shatner] My phone rings [Henry Rollins] Make millions in minutes [William Shatner] It's a computer [Henry Rollins] Lose inches in hours [William Shatner] Leave me the Hell alone [Henry Rollins] Eat more spend less [William Shatner] The Colonel is breakdancing, give me a break [Henry Rollins] Credit terms raised [William Shatner] I can't get behind any of that! I can't get behind so-called singers that can't carry a tune Get paid for talking, how easy is that? Well, maybe I could get behind that [Henry Rollins] Well, I can't, if you have to fix it with a computer Quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected Then you can't do it, and I can't get behind that [William Shatner] I can't get behind a fat a**! [Henry Rollins] Yeah, Bill, can you turn around and do one more? [William Shatner] Always can do one more Let's hit it!