Henry Metal - Speed Walker! lyrics

Ankle bands are in place, wrist bands are tight The crisp morning air rea**ures me that I'm doin' it right Exercise without breakin' a sweat And if I blow on by you don't get upset Headphones are on and then I'm jammin' to rhymes Keepin' ground shoe contact at all times Most doctors tend to agree speed walking is a great form of exercise In this way myriad health benefits are realized Be it indoor or outdoor, all I need is a floor If it's inclimate weather, I'm at the mall, blowin' past retail stores Exercise without breakin' a sweat And should I blaze on by you don't get upset Headphones are on and then I'm jammin' to rhymes Keepin' shoe ground contact at all times Most doctors tend to agree speed walking is a great form of exercise In this way myriad health benefits are realized Movin' along at a good pace, havin' fun I'm breathin' hard now, under the gun Just up ahead there will be A little break for granola bar and coffee go... Looks like Aunt Annie's Pretzels comin' up on the right A pair of sungla**es and a visor – my speed walkin' disguise! Most doctors tend to agree speed walking is a great form of exercise In this way myriad health benefits are realized