Henry Fiat's Open Sore - Wrong Direction lyrics

I may have played for the home team Yeah, I play all sides of the field I swing my dick on both sides of the fence I'm a friend of Dorothy I have a well-earned reputation for being very well-hung... right Wrong, yeah, wrong direction Lost, yeah, I'm lost again The light's on upstairs but nobody is home I'm possibly mildly retarded Now I'm appearing in p**no films and wearing a chicken suit And I'm a rude, crude, selfish stuck-up snot who possibly prefer myself Wrong, yeah, wrong direction Lost, yeah, I'm lost again