Henry Fiat's Open Sore - I Dunno lyrics

Hey! Someone asked if I was straight or gay Hey! Someone asked if I would drink the very next day I wanna keep all doors ajar What differs a pub from a bar? Hey! Is moustaches a thing of today? If golf really a sport? Nipples, how come I have those? What's up with that? I dunno Hey! Does the pope wear a funny hat? Hey! What's the odour of a smelly rat? Is religion a good excuse to brutalize and abuse? Hey! Can I sing any worse than this? If golf really a sport? Nipples, how come I have those? What's up with that? I dunno