Hello Saferide - I Was Jesus lyrics

It was the second day of spring And sunbeams made love to windows In all the houses And I was Jesus And I decided to come down to earth In the shape of a woman this time And I was Jesus And I went into the sea And I took two fishes And I turned them into millions And I took five loaves of bread And fed a country with them And I said: "Do you believe me now"? "Sorry", they said "We focused on your wet white cloth as you bent over to pick up the fishes" And I was bitter for a while, but then I decided to go at it again And I was Gandhi And I came back to earth In the shape of a woman this time And the river Ganges It cleared my vision and I Well, I guess I was a woman again And I started my quiet, friendly revolution And they said: "Oh, a quiet, friendly woman, super rare" And I tried to convince them it's not a Personality, it's a choice and a belief And: "Would you give me credit for it and Can you please follow me" And they said: "Speak louder, We can't hear you when we're screaming You look nice now that you don't eat" And I was Martin Luther King And I came back to earth In the shape of a woman this time And I was both black and a woman I had two fights to fight so I was burned out And well, that was it And I was Jesus And I went up to heaven Easter Sunday And I said "I'm never going back to earth again" But Mother said: "Oh Jesus Up til now, you've been paying for Adam's sins Soon is when the fun begins" Then, She game me a date for when this would occur