I won't tell you, baby, you drink too much This year, on Valentine's Day And I won't see you looking at that girl's bu*t This year, on Valentine's Day I won't remind you that I'm not for granted And I won't have to beg you to take a shower I won't even cry cause you don't love me enough This year, on Valentine's Day Got my bags packed and I'm bringing the dog I'm going too fast on the highway Lost my love for me when I loved you I'm gonna reclaim it all on Valentine's Day O – True love at last, on Valentine's Day Gonna have dinner with the coolest girl Although she's been broken down during this stay Just me, myself and my biggest laughter Candle light dinner on Valentine's Day And then, I'll go dancing at the finest club I'll find a kid who's ready to play Gonna get all the pleasure you never could give me This year on Valentine's Day O – True love at last, on Valentine's Day So I hope you are sorry and I wish you the worst And that's all I have to say I think there are fish sticks if you need dinner This year, on Valentine's Day Got a feeling this is gonna be Valentine's year Roses are red and violets are blue and sugar is sweet and I'm leaving you