Hello Saferide - My Best Friend lyrics

You call me up in the mornings We'll stay on the phone until dawning You tell me secrets I actually keep You call me up around noon and Bring me all the good gossip You hold my head when I throw up I hold your hand when you weep And we talk about friends and we talk about records And we talk about life and we talk about d**h And we dance in the living room We dance on the sidewalks We dance in the movies We dance at the festivals, And dance, dance No men ever really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was and that you were too Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you You call me up in the evenings And tell me what they did this time No matter what, I'm by your side When it's raining, we'll go to the video store We even like the same movies No damn jedis or hobbits this time And you laugh at my jokes And I laugh at your jokes And I even like the birthday presents you get me We dance in the living room We dance on the sidewalks We dance in the movies We dance at the festivals And dance, dance No men ever really dance like this Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was and that you were too Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was a lesbian Damn, I wish I was, so I could fall in love with you So I could fall in love with you Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't, why don't I fall? Why don't I just fall in love with you?