Have you ever been to Mercury? Have you ever been to Mars? Have you ever been to Jupiter, drinkin' in alien bars? Or have you ever been to Earth, Where gravity pulls you down? It's such a sad place to be for the Honky Tonk Aliens Honky Tonk Aliens are floating in outer space You see them on the western hemisphere Oh yes, I've been to Mercury I've also been to Mars I've even been to Jupiter drinkin' in alien bars But I would never land on Earth where gravity pulls you down It's such a sad place to be for the Honky Tonk Aliens Honky Tonk Aliens are floating in outer space You see them on the western hemisphere