And she knows you never ask her to come over But she doesn't care And she combs her hair over and over in the mirror, oh And she spits and swears until she can't swear anymore And she doesn't care when you call her a who*e You better watch out for her She'll eat you up and she'll spit out the furs She'll talk about you to all of the girls But you wait for her 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb And that's why you stay at home And she's slower than Valium And that's why you stay at home And she goes so that you can hardly see her It's so slow And I know she's low and dirty, but she told you so Lady of luck, she's a roll of the dice And it feels so right and so does your price You'll see she'll put a spell on you She did it to me and changed my point of view She'll tie you up so that you can't move As you wait for it 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb And that's why you stay at home And she's slower than Valium And that's why you stay at home 'Cause she's sweeter than a honeycomb And that's why you stay at home And she's slower than Valium And that's why you stay at home