Heidi Blickenstaff - Secondary Characters lyrics

SUSAN Now it's only me and you HEIDI With no one to tell us what to do BOTH What do we do? HEIDI We don't have much time to dance in the spotlight So I'm gonna treasure this Heidi and Susan duet SUSAN And now may be the only chance I get Tonight to enjoy the pleasure of this invisible cigarette Ssss HEIDI Ow SUSAN Ssss, ssss HEIDI Ow! BOTH The secondary characters are singing a song While the stars are snacking off-stage It was their idea to bring us along And now we're hijacking this page Of the script We're equipped To steer the ship ‘Til this trippy skit ends And by the end of this song, we'll be best friends SUSAN I want to apologize for any weirdness HEIDI Me too It can be really scary being the new kid SUSAN I bet HEIDI I'll bet you bet SUSAN I do, I bet HEIDI And I also want to say that After all we've been through I'm so glad we've met SUSAN I feel the same way BOTH Baby The secondary characters are calling the shots While the guys are being stored in the wings We've been left in charge of it all while the plot Is unfolding like the Lord of the Rings Trilogy In a way You and me ‘Til the very end And like Frodo and Sam Wise You'll be my best friend My best friend HEIDI Sing! SUSAN Ooo-da-hoy-oh-da-hoy-hey(or something like that) BOTH My best friend HEIDI Susan And Heidi Susan And Heidi Susan Dream on Dream on Dream on? (Jeff and Hunter walk in) JEFF/ HUNTER Woah Woah Hi/ Woah Hi/ Woah Hi/ Woah HEIDI I'm sorry? I'm sorry? I'm sorry JEFF Hi? uh? what's going on? SUSAN I don't know' I was just standing here quietly and Heidi was like uh-uh-guh-uh-uh-uh (or something like that) HEIDI Thanks, Susan