Heavy Vegetable - Love American Style (a cappella) lyrics

He crushes a nest egg inside his bare hand And then looks around quickly to see If he's noticed Then quietly walks home to watch some football on TV Yes, I hate him And he hates himself And he has three friends Who are totally completely scared sh**less of him She torches the bee's nest And waves the fire under their wings as they're trying to flee So they burn up And fall to the ground where she tramples them laughing with glee Yes, I hate her And she hates herself And she has no friends 'Cause everyone's completely scared sh**less of her They met in a park with their magnifying gla**es They burn their initials On three stray dogs with hearts in the middle In ten months they've gotten married Yes, she loved him And he loved her And that's all that mattered Unless you're a small helpless animal or something They moved to a house In suburbia where she sold cosmetics door-to-door He joined the service And they were upstanding members of their community Yes, she loved him And he loved her And that's all that mattered Unless you're a small helpless animal or something