Heavy D - Gyrlz, They Love Me lyrics

[About 20 seconds of faint conversation by a group of men complaining about Heavy D taking their girls is heard] (Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!) Coolin in my crib and I'm cold, maxin Call up a cutie, I'm in the mood for relaxin Get my phone book from, top o' the shelf I'll dial 66 - hm, I better keep it to myself Call up a cutie with a triple star next to it She says, "Hello," we con-versate a bit Invite her over for a candlelight dinner Believe me when I tell you that this girlie is a winner Shortly after that, I hear the doorbell ring Turn on the radio, Anita Baker starts to sing Open up the door and I kiss her on the cheek She's so nice, polite, petite, so sweet Sit her on the couch and uh, remove her coat Squat next to her, (ahem) clear my throat Whisper in her ear, told her what she wants to hear Let her know that, "Have no fear - Heavy D.'s here" And... [Chorus:] Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me (Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!) Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me (Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!) Take my hand, walk with me I'm the imperial, Overweight Lover MC Heavy D. Now that I've introduced myself correctly Do you have a moment to spend some time with me? Would you like a drink, maybe a Piña, Colada A strawberry Daiquiri, a wine from Havana It really doesn't matter, the choice is yours And when you're through with your drink, we'll take a walk out-doors Gazed at the stars, walked down the boardwalk Sit by the beach and talk lover's talk Make a quick call on my cellular phone Some type of limousine to pick us up and take us home Ahh! - an enjoyable night The mood was smooth and everything was alright It may be hard for you, but it's easy for me Cause girls, the girls, the girls, THEY LOVE ME! [Chorus x2] [DJ Eddie F. cuts and scratches:] [James Brown:] "Funky!" Me, Glenn, and Troy went to a disco (word) Pete Rock and CL Smooth was on stage drinkin Cisco Damien had his girl Michelle (of course!) Craig Boogie had a girl that I never seen before Eddie F. was home makin a beat [scratches] Mick T. was at the crib on a hundred and twenty-two street (chillin) Tootie had a cutie that was dope (Damn!) Groovy Lou, Quan, and Little Dow was crackin jokes (YOU BIG!) Grapp had the dancefloor packed (GO, GO, GO) Joe Black was in the corner lookin meanie when he [?] Tommy, George, Jeff and bu*ta was on the spot Buyin champagne from the crew a hundred dollars a pop! Me, I was casin the joint Clockin all the people as they stared and point It feels really good to be Heavy D. Because the girls, the girls, they LOVE me! [Chorus x2] Gyrlz they, gyrlz they love me... [DJ Eddie F. cuts and scratches again] (Cause he's The Overweight Lover Heavy D!)