Greetings, Master Piper The other kids and I can see you're new in town It seems as though the world has got you beaten down Well I'm sad to say this town will do the same But take heart, Master Piper The other kids and I have got A little game That we've been waiting patiently to play 'Cause Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us If a piper came and led us all away Don't worry, Master Piper The other kids and I have got this figured out We'll just chase out the rats to overcome their doubt About the kind of powers that you'll claim Now the deal is, Master Piper We split this 60/40 if the grown-ups pay If they refuse, we go with you And get our ticket out of here 'Cause Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us If a piper came and led us all away No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us Just fewer mouths to feed and bills to pay No, Mummy and Daddy wouldn't miss us If a piper came and led us all away