Heather Alexander - Hap'n Frog of Cambreadth lyrics

Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road Lookin' just like any other toad Bright lights flash from a way afar Little does he know it's a moving car He jumps aside It's not too late He won't end up on the interstate Touches ground and sounds his cry "HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?" Rambo Frog travels by the moon Meets with Mr Red Raccoon Soon they're joined by the Tortoise and Hare To make sure the animals all play fair A fight's broke out near the water hole The natives have all lost control Froggy's boys come from on high "HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?" [Spoken] "Let's go kick some bu*t, Froggy! Whoo-hoo!" The fight goes on A cry is heard Rambo Frog's caught by a bird But don't you fret and don't you frown 'Cause Red Raccoon's gonna bring him down! The dust is up And we hear a wail Froggy's pluckin' Birdie's tail! Boot that bird bu*t to the sky "HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?" [Spoken] Whaa-pfff! "How do you like it, Birdie?" Dawn is broke It's time to roam All of the animals wander home They've paid the price and had a ball Can't wait for the next big brawl Froggy whistles up a tune Joined by Mr Red Raccoon Tortise and Hare wave them good-bye "HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?" Hap'n' Frog sittin' on the road Lookin' just like any other toad Bright lights flash from a way afar But now he knows it's a moving car! He jumps aside It's not too late One point less for the interstate! Touches ground and sounds his cry "HOW MANY OF YOU CAN CATCH A FLY?"