Heath McNease - Nerd Out (12 Point Power Sword) lyrics

[Intro] Oh feels so good! [Hook] Better put the word out Get ready for the nerd out Better put specs on Better break necks, son I cut some handsome checks For my expansion sets They call me Obi-Wan Act like you know me, son [Verse 1] Snappin' necks, cashin' checks Ringtone rap ya to d**h So easy to be so Easy E with my chucks and immaculate vest My shrine to Peter Jackson I like New Zealand accents Watch me change my last name from McNease to freakin' Baggins You keep your hands off, Gandalf No there's no prance off, dance off Just Members Only jackets and gadgets we use for magic I like your liger binder I've Michael on my vinyl My girl Lafawnduh knows I wanna be a cage fighter [Hook] Better put the word out Get ready for the nerd out Better put specs on Better break necks, son I cut some handsome checks For my expansion sets They call me Obi-Wan Act like you know me, son [Verse 2] Ya'll it's on Toss the baton Comic Con with a costume on Dressed just like Lord Zedd Yeah, Zordon you're all dead So James T. Kirk, it hurts me U.S.S. girlies kirtsy Klingon ladies cling on, baby My phaser's on safety Fitted with a stick for quidditch No I never stole that snitch Got acquitted R.I.P Cedric Diggory Looks like Edward's bigger, b I got my Twillight night light Twelve-sided die for my fight night King of the RPG Boots of escape and a cardigan, peace! [Interlude, spoken] Okay, so...do don't get me wrong. I love Peter Jackson, alright? I already said that. And I think that the Lord of the Rings trilogy will go down in history as three of the greatest movies ever made. But... I-I think it stinks -- it really cheeses me off-- that Tom Bombadil wasn't in Fellowship of the Ring at all. And I think it's important, because h-he, see, he wasn't enticed by the ring. Like, he put the ring on, he didn't disappear and when Frodo put the ring on, he didn't disappear, like it didn't matter to him. Am I the only one that gets... that gets that? [Hook] Better put the word out Get ready for the nerd out Better put specs on Better break necks, son I cut some handsome checks For my expansion sets They call me Obi-Wan Act like you know me, son [Outro] Oh feels so good! [?] uses magic trick on you, Conan O'Brien