Heath McNease - Rapper lyrics

[Intro: Heath Mcnease] Wanna make your daddy angry? You should date a rapper Wanna make your daddy angry? You should date a rapper Wanna impress your friends? (laughs) Rapper Wanna make your daddy angry? (yeah) Wanna make your mama cry? Come home with a rapper Wanna make your mama cry? Come home with a rapper Wanna embarra** yourself? (laughs) Rapper Wanna make your mama cry? (yeah) [Verse 1: Heath Mcnease] Get with a dude so self-absorbed He don't tour with no one else No one else important like a rapper A dude so self-conscious he makes eight mixtapes a year just to prove that he a rapper Misogynist bars but you talk 'bout his mom or his sister he sound like a pastor Manipulate a crowd Make 'em think he ain't got it like that while his wallet getting fatter Just 'cause he sing don't be thinking this dude is a singer This dude is a rapper And just cause he sing 'bout his feelings don't think he got feelings This dude is a rapper He's shirtless on Instagram smoking a blunt Don't be fooled by his spiritual captions Dude is a rapper Rapper's a sociopath That's an accident waiting to happen Girls form a line to the left Dudes form a line to the right And we can take picture if you want to ‘less you got a job I ain't 'bout that life Girls form a line to the left Dudes form a line to the right But if your cellphone ain't in your mama's name Ain't no autograph just wave bye Dudes form a line to the right Girls form a line to the left I ain't ‘bout to take a squad pose picture with your man You can think of something else Girls form a line to the left Dudes form a line to the right Dudes form a line to the right Line to the right Line to the right [Bridge: Heath Mcnease] We gon' do ‘em like Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ah) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ay) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ay) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner Keyes! [Verse 2: Heir Jordan] Send a text he gon' pick you up at five But he's really just pulling out the drive He a rapper Dinner with your parents is tonight He can't even tie his tie He a rapper Said he's influenced by the Ramones But he's only got Drake on his phone He a rapper Hit you up and ask you for a loan ‘cause he need a new camera for his drone He a actor Karaoke night with your tings Doing Kanye with a mouth full of wings He a rapper Phone rings didn't even hear you sing But he'll still tell you that you did your thing He a rapper He's not following trends just expanding his brand He a rapper Everybody's his friend ‘til his Kickstarter ends You're a backer You just logging in All your notifications from him He a rapper He gon' tell you again he won't forget you after he win He a rapper He's honest and open he's shown and he's woke and he knows it He a rapper Talkin' embolstered but soon as his ego is broken He ghost, he be Casper [Bridge: Heath Mcnease] Wanna make your daddy angry? You should date a rapper Wanna make your daddy angry? You should date a rapper Wanna make your mama cry? Come home with a rapper Wanna make your mama cry? Rapper [Outro: Heath Mcnease] We gon' do ‘em like Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ay) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ay) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner (runner ay) Homestar Runner (runner runner) Homestar Runner