Heath McNease - Skibbidy Bibbidy lyrics

[Verse 1: Heath McNease] Ya love that skibbidy bibbidy Love it when the nine go kickity kickity Lean back cold on my Lemony Snicket-y Split sec, gone like lickity lickity Who that chick in the thick it a-whippety Did he fall back on a typical remedy? He can fall back on a literal litany Sooner or later gonna be Jiminy Crickety Real tall when they missing amenities Down to the floor like a fricking anemone Geppetto with the string work, living divinity Das FX boom stiggidy stiggidy Cut that string in a minutey-minutey Never act grown-up, let him begin to be Boom dollar bills, naw, gimme the Kennedys Bump Kennedys, naw, give me the benjis Benji's, naw, gimme the blank check Arrested development are doing a band camp Bounce but they ain't ever done the train yet ATL where they smoke the dankest Diggity dang aw lookety man Why your girl look so Yosemite Sam You know I've never really been a finicky man I'm in the back going ham in a rickety van Where they got the curtains No field goal, two point conversion Quarterback keep on the cornerback beat But the cornerback be all-pro for certain OJ ,Thurman, Walter Peyton Midway monster Occam's Razor Feel I'm being hunted down By Jodie Foster's stalker's neighbor I make a lot of paper, you make it awkward, player I'm on my net profit--soccer player [Hook] Ladies love me, I'm on my James Brown I do my slow flow, they say they ain't down But when I'm choppin' they call me Cool J And that's just white girls, what more can you say? [Bridge] This for the white people, all of the white people The y'all-ain't-never-heard-De-La-Soul-in-ya-life people For the white people, all the white people We the same color, y'all just ain't my type people [Verse 2: Heir Jordan] I don't know how to time this out Uh, yeah Lady and gentleman, may I present again The magical man is coming to make your adrenaline Pump pump and I ain't even taking my Ritalin But I'll take you on a date eatin' steak at a Bennigans Naw, wait, I couldn't even pay for the dinner mints I'm coming to your place and invading your fridge again Maybe I'm ignorant, I may be an idiot But I'm kind of a savant with the way that I'm ripping it, hot Better hold the noise, not to be played with like a broken toy Now they overjoyed for they golden boy But if you wanna make it last get a Polaroid (do it) I'm just hoping the flash works Sooner or later they're gonna know I'm a wack nerd Just cause I rap fast and spit mad words Doesn't mean I've ever been a better rapper That's absurd, put some meaning behind it Just cause it rhymes doesn't mean you should rhyme it But when impressing the opposite s** It is often the best way to cover my shyness With a little ditty for the kids on the Internet And if I get their digits I'll be sending a little text To pick her an image that she can put in her Pinterest And I'm triple-checking to see if you hit me up on Twitter yet Wait, not even a re-tweet? Dang [Hook] [Outro: Heath McNease] See, at some point, somebody decided that rapping fast means rapping good. I don't know when it happened, I don't know when it started. Sounds...like...something that white people came up with. Sounds like it exposes some very frail tendencies in white culture. Yeah. It's fine, it's just...rap fast sometimes, it's just, it's-- It's like, if you finish a test first that doesn't mean you got an A. You rap fast it doesn't mean you're a good rapper. It CAN mean that, but it's that whole square-rectangle thing. Not every fast rapper is a good rapper, and not every rapper that is good raps fast, if you understand that. I'm not even sure I understand what I'm saying, it's just frustrating. People go, "Aw, man, but can you rap fast though?" Well, I can, but should I? Should I have to? Um, only when I want to, only as the Spirit leads, is what I'm getting at. Man, I want you guys to have a great day. God Bless America. The red, white, and blue. Rap fast when you should, don't when you shouldn't, stop embarra**ing all of us. There we go