Heath McNease - Bicentennial Man (Model Behavior) lyrics

I've been a Christian Longer than I can remember Since before Collective Soul was singing songs about December Money in the bank ladder match number one contender Shelton Benjamin suplex [?] swiping right on Tinder My endocrine glands Give me long life like Bicentennial Man With twice the energy and Swiped identity stamps With a revoked license to straight up hit on your fam It's all Mr. Nice Guy till he tries to get in her pants Give it a chance when he tries give it a glance His eyes are the distraction he devised the simplest plan Headshot, Jell-o shot, body shot, tequila shot Desert eagle shot [?] mojito shot OMG Dios mio! Love my enormous ego, Miloš Forman Born in the cut like Neosporin my hero I'll take your Tamagotchi Force feed you almonds While I bang a mash up of the Osmonds, Almond Bros and Aasman Wale Punch like Muhammad Ali Punchline like Talib Kweli Punch like I'm quality over quantity Ja Rule, homie If 2Pac had told me only God could judge me earlier I probably would have made a song on my first Sony When I was five and lonely And watching Fievel going west like Manifest-Destiny-fed-right jabronies Reading history books talking reverse racism The hearse that straight taking ‘em to where the dirt graves hid ‘em The worst laid missions Denying the church/state schism Gays can get married now Y'all still got Mercedes Benzs And birthday presents and Earth Day lessons Your marriage been the same since y'all first prayed blessings I rap at theme parks where people chomp on chili dogs And city hall, where people run away faster than Willie Gault Yeah, those are Oakland Raiders references Subliminal thoughts transmitted through local native's messages Close to eighty sedatives most of ‘em taking [and bedding it?] It's embedded in his head how the po-po raids for evidence Polo sprayed on everything Hiding sins that might incense the heightened sense of the units the canine's in 8, 9, 10 times a night she calls Hoping she can patch it up before he in some new draws And I understand the desperation of sending drunk texts But face it, he was probably on to the next the night that you said you hate him I paint the mosaic that makes the bros go "playa" The GoPro made the girls go prosaic Yeah, that's dopamine that's coursing through they veins Like a One Direction concert When they still performed with Zayn Malik You're gonna need Malik Yoba, a universal elite soldier, unique yoga Three freakin' leaf blowers, Tim Tebow, a Repo Man, and a free cobra To try to stop the free throws that Heath McNease is throwing Y'all write hooks like Phil Collins enthusiasts I write hooks that split collagen oozing lips Y'all like books made for Hollywood movie scripts I like books showing authors I'm ‘bout to eclipse Anomalies do exist I'm living proof like moving from kitchen counters To bending spoons in living rooms In front of oracles, that's Delphi and Golden State Hellfire there's no escape Steph Curry how I molding Clay Call me Money Mayweather But even pay better [?] That's aged cheddar Big H the eighth letter Should be my pseudonym—“hooligan” Usin' them inappropriate bars kicked out of your youth group again Pseudonym Mark Twain Pseudonym O' Henry Pseudonym Seuss all under the guise of roll with me Snowmiser's snow hit me Heatmiser's bow hit me The year without a Santa Claus s**ed, stocking was so empty My flow simply does not compute with simple-minded automatons Marching off cliffs like lemmings all at once Till we can drop the beef life Ramadan I'mma keep my karma strong enough to get a jet like Creflo Dollar wants-- G4 Before I was stripping in Ybor City like Magic Mike, affirmation was my reward Swan dress like Bjork Collecting dollar bills in nooks and crannies never seen ‘cause that's some cash that I don't report