Heath Cottengim - Monopoly lyrics

[Verse 1: Heath Cottengim] Torture with four corners, enough monotony to Make you want to jump the border, I didn't stutter No fast forward through the boredom, offer my apology to the brothers who wasted their whole summer. Almost any other would have been better, open letter to the Industry, you kidding me? You call this entertainment? I'd send it back, but I can't ascertain where the game went More days spent than the monster in my basement This is not a sponsored statement. Cuz I Know Hasbro has no respect, I don't Expect a perfect set yet I'd suggest it's Time to reflect on your legacy when your best Seller gives less pleasure than an appendectomy Take lives touch the sides accidentally Hippocratic Oath don't apply if there's no batteries Wait that's Operation, my apologies Those of you against me coming to the game's de Fense please check your brain stem cause that makes No sense. Since when do friends pretend to test their Patience chasing payments, from your neighbor Feel the hate in this real estate simulator Pay the the price when the dice aren't in your favor No savior coming for this failed crusader No faith, going down like an elevator [Bridge: Heath Cottengim] We can't let what has always been always be You have the power to choose and you deserve better And I trust the world to make the right decision And that decision is: Anything but monopoly [Verse 2: Heath Cottengim] It's tragic, the ma**es call it a cla**ic just be Cause your great aunt had it in her attic, someone do the World a favor, and shove it back in her casket Me drastic? Get pa**ed it. Face facts if your Last foray lasted less than four hours You probably quit, just admit it, we're all cowards It Takes superpowers to sit through this Endless like an abyss, Miserable like les mis. Keeps you Playing like villain keeps his hostages. Worst part Is, all that time wasted going in circles on a Square, laissez faire ain't that fair. At Least the Bataan d**h March was going somewhere, If you Had to look it up, you can't be offended. Yeah I'll be Dropping these bars the way World War II ended (Boom) Fun fact: during the war the game was used to Rescue British POWs as an Excuse to slip supplies past the Nazis Pity, you would have saved more lives with Yahtzee Don't need an autopsy d**h by boredom, award ‘em posthumously Critics of this song won't get the subtext Do some an*lytics on the would-be ingredients 20% literal, 80% figurative Less about the vitriol, more about how to live Give the new some cred, don't add waste, If you Like what you've been spoon-fed, you have bad taste If you still don't understand what I'm saying You'll have to replay this because I'm done playing