Hey man Well look it here We got Jesus He's drinking beer He's playing cards He's shooting dice He's drinking whiskey And he beats his wife And it's the same song That he always sings He's got it all And his dad's the king And it's the same song That he always sings You can't get to heaven When you're doing that thing? Hey man What's all this? They nailed him down It's a sonofab**h At supper last night He's telling jokes He held the table Making fun of his folks Chorus Do that thing! (solo) Hey man Don't get to close Pick up the pieces That you love most He's cruising bars With guns and knives He's shooting whiskey And loving life (chorus) Do that thing