J. Napolitano/The Heads If I had a dog like you I'd drag you all over this town Everybody would be telling about this dog I found Me and my dog - we get down Crawl town to town checking out inside if we should make a round hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got hey hey hey If I had a dog like you I'd let you chew my shoe I'd take you to a restaurant for anything you want Me and my dog - we get down Everybody's checking, checking out this dog I found hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got If I had a dog like you Everybody would move They'd step aside and wanna feed us human food If you are my dog We'd be the King and Queen of dogs Don't mess with us anyone dogs If I had a dog like you hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got hey hey hey ha ha ha Look at this big bad dog I got